Posts Tagged ‘stupid things people say’

In celebration of my last day of government classes at Wharton, I’m going to devote this blog entry to the stupid things that have been said in class…..starting with everyone’s (not so) favorite mentally retarded Justin:
Justin: Aw man, it’s Wednesday the 13th!
Smartass guy: Please enlighten me on how that’s a bad thing.
Justin: Well, [...]


…of what sitting in Government classes at Wharton County Junior College is like.
Teacher: Let’s talk about group affiliations. If you’re a labor union member, which political party would you most likely be associated with, Democrats or Republicans?
Class: ….
Teacher: Come on, someone just guess!
Justin: Republicans!
Teacher: Uh, no. It would be the Democrats.
Justin: D’oh! I was so [...]


White person #1: What’s a lychee? (She said it really weird, but I can’t recall how she said it because my memory is extremely bad)
White person #2: Oh, I know what it is! It tastes like Sprite!
Justin and I proceed to look at each other like so: O_O and promptly laugh. Also noteworthy – [...]